Toa's Place

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

I got 99 problems and like at least 15 of them are people who are rude about snakes/reptiles.

rainbowsnakes:

"Ew you keep reptiles!? They are so scary and gross though! Kill it with fire!!!!!!!" 

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"why would you even want one as a pet??!!!" 

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"They are so boring they don’t do anything…"

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" You’re a girl though…..! " 

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hachina1:

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

homestuck and horse head…..

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

mc-jaeger:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

being a capable writer:
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having the urge to write:
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having a list of fic ideas:
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having new ideas get in the way of old ones:
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not having the inspiration/motivation to write:
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Conclusion; Jack Sparrow is my creative mind:
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And when you write something amazing and you love it and you share it and it’s still amazing and people love it and you’ll never be able to do anything like it ever again and you’re just likeimage

dreamberks:

Inspired by this

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

thepiratefangirl:

lavdear:

theuppitynegras:

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing…

texts-from-arendelle:

inqgaytor:

bumbleshark:

brotoro:

akeading:

JUST LIKE THE ANIMES

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

give me sports yuri now please

my gf just realized

they both play for the other team

^ said girlfriend

frostbackcat:

casuallyhuntingthings:

curiouscarson:

heartofdisney:

thedisneyseries:

Why I love Disney/Pixar movies: the details

I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL AT FIRST

Those freaking blueberries

this is the fifth time ive seen this post, and every single time i think that first one is completely real. 

I’d like to thank everyone involved for making the poisoning of Queen Elinor look so delicious.

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

thepsychmind:

Fun Psychology facts here!

lilyliqueur:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

parents: you need to clean your room

me:

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my parents don’t tell me to clean my room anymore as I don’t live with them. And then time passes and my room becomes a dangerous territory until I feel the need to clean it.